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THE MICROWAVE
Time to cook your brain on High for 12 minutes.
Harvard Researchers SHOCKED: 5 Weird Hacks PROVEN to Fix Your Sad, Pathetic Life
You won't believe you've lived your short, miserable life without practicing these 5 essential hacks.
Cup o'Noodles
Dec 17, 20252 min read
Forget USC Rivalry! UCLA Football's New Biggest Opponent Local Middle School
After a string of devastating losses, a series of confused coaches who thought “football” meant soccer, and millions of poorly spent dollars which could have been used to grade my goddamn Math 32B homework, the UCLA Athletics Department has announced that the traditional crosstown rivalry against USC would be scrapped in favor of competing against the John Adams Middle School flag-football team.
Anthony Schitzen-Panz
Dec 1, 20251 min read
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