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THE MICROWAVE
Time to cook your brain on High for 12 minutes.
Easter in November? Target Trashes Traditional Treats in Tail-Twistin' Triumph
The mega-corporation, desperate for new methods to turn a profit, appears to have gone... how else do I say it?... hoppin' mad.
Cup o'Noodles
Dec 11 min read
Zombie Apocalypse as Founding Fathers Rise from the Grave and Storm the Capitol
WASHINGTON, D.C.— In the twilight hours of January 5, 2025, Abraham Lincoln emerged from his grave with a purpose to end the reign of...
Cheeso Burger
Nov 10, 20247 min read
Undies Out: Meet the New TikTok Trend Sweeping the Nation
Fancy panties have become a status symbol in Generation Z's online universe. A fashion-forward customer is spotted at the local Walmart....
Cup o'Noodles
Oct 21, 20241 min read
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[Archive] The June 27th Presidential Debate
It was quite a spectacle as the incumbent, a worn-out gym sock, faced relentless verbal and olfactory attacks from the challenger, a...
Cup o'Noodles
Oct 17, 20242 min read
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