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THE MICROWAVE
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BREAKING: Cookie Monster Brutally Slain by Rampaging Neanderthal Lady
Female Neanderthal sighted near UCLA, adorned with the deceased muppet's skin flaps. Source: local crackhead TONGVA, CA. — Legendary childhood icon Cookie Monster was found deceased this past Halloween, apparently at the hands of an ancient neanderthal. Cookie Monster had previously been reported missing on Saturday, October 26, 2024. Extensive search parties were deployed, the likes of which had not been seen since the attempt to locate the missing Donner Party in 1847. For
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