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THE MICROWAVE
Time to cook your brain on High for 12 minutes.
Harvard Researchers SHOCKED: 5 Weird Hacks PROVEN to Fix Your Sad, Pathetic Life
You won't believe you've lived your short, miserable life without practicing these 5 essential hacks.
Cup o'Noodles
Dec 17, 20252 min read
Easter in November? Target Trashes Traditional Treats in Tail-Twistin' Triumph
The mega-corporation, desperate for new methods to turn a profit, appears to have gone... how else do I say it?... hoppin' mad.
Cup o'Noodles
Dec 1, 20251 min read
"F———!!!": Taylor Swift's Hottest New Single
The country-singer-turned-earthquake-inducer continues to test the limits of the music industry: this time, testing how many times you...
Cup o'Noodles
Oct 22, 20242 min read
Undies Out: Meet the New TikTok Trend Sweeping the Nation
Fancy panties have become a status symbol in Generation Z's online universe. A fashion-forward customer is spotted at the local Walmart....
Cup o'Noodles
Oct 21, 20241 min read
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